jethrocane:

sexioto:

so i was looking at lipstick and there were some interesting colors

yes maybelline

idk why you’d need this color but ok i guess

lol me 2 

is this the color of chilli though

ok what

?????

????????

C O N S T A N T   T O A S T

devildarkwitch:

HARRY POTTER Merch ! Nice gift for you!

> Let’s enter the MAGIC WORLD:

1. YOU’RE MY favorite MUGGLE  -  Glasses Hoodie
   
2. Glasses Sweatshirt  –  HOGWARTS
   
3. Glasses Sweater  –  THE CRIMES OF GRINDEL WALD
   
4. Glasses Hoodie  –  STRAIGH OUTTA HOGWARTS
   
5. MUST BE A WEASLEY  –  MUST BE A POTTER

Now buy them can save up to 64%！Tag someone who like Harry Potter!

my-middle-name-is-awkward:

I’M SCREAMING

dirtandleather:

gaymilesedgeworth:

brehaaorgana:

gaymilesedgeworth:

gaymilesedgeworth:

brehaaorgana:

gaymilesedgeworth:

one of my friends is a very pregnant dog and like 3 times a day i say to her “hello! you are full of several other smaller dogs!” and she wags her entire body at me like “it’s true!!! i contain multitudes”

i love that ur friend is the pregnant dog. what a nice friend to have.

ya she’s my buddy i love her!

update: there were five (5) smaller dogs inside my dog friend, but now they are all outside of her instead (!!) 

GREAT UPDATE NOW YOU HAVE SIX FRIENDS!!!

ya they’re my buddies i love them!!!!!

i found my new favorite post on this website 

theflatwoodsmonsterisalesbian:

I get why ppl are leaving tumblr but ive never deleted an account for anything in my life and if tumblr wants me to leave theyre going to have to kill me themselves

imanarwhalbitch: